I want to be a better blogger.
I dedicated this past weekend to looking for ways to make that happen, while avoiding the internet as much as possible. A very thorough search of my local library gave me these books.
See? I told you I want to be a better blogger.
To be fair though, I also checked out these books:
Because I want to know how to use my future iPhone correctly
and
because I will read any book with the word Cleopatra in the title. And, like I said, I didn't do any blog reading either.
But the BEST find of the weekend is this book that I purchased at Goodwill.
Believe your eyes.
HOW TO DEFEND YOURSELF AGAINST ALIEN ABDUCTION.
This book raises some very important questions.
1. How could I NOT buy this book?
2. Why in the world would you donate this book to Goodwill? Wouldn't you want to keep it on hand as a reference that you could go back to regularly to sharpen your Anti-abduction skills? (too bad for you, donator!! It's mine now sucker!)
It cost me less than one dollar but the informations inside is priceless.
Also, it should be noted that this book is not meant to be comical. It is meant to be informative. It could save my EARTH LOVING life! I have not been able to put it down. I am learning:
Resistance techniques.
1. Mental struggle
2.Physical struggle
3.Righteous anger
4.Protective rage
5.Support from family members
6.Intuition
7.Metaphysical methods
8.Appeal to spiritual personages
and
That's right. Alien Repellents.
Including but not limited to:
herbs
salt
iron bars
crucifixes
magnets.
Obviously I am riveted.
Would I be considered a tease If I go out looking for aliens only to use my newly learned skills to avoid actually being abducted?
Hopefully the book covers that.
Better blogging will just have to wait.
My apologies.
