What's a Katie?

I tend to laugh at all the wrong times-mostly at funerals. I blame that on nerves.
 I hate to do the dishes.
I store a ton of useless information in my brain such as:
 my middle school locker combination
words to songs I loved in 1996
 inane celebrity trivia
CAN NOT seem to keep important/useful stuff in there.
These items include but are not limited to:
my phone number
the date
how to read clocks quickly
times tables.

If I had a million dollars I would buy myself a rollerskating rink and a bouncy castle. In that order.
Oh, and I'm told, on a daily basis that I remind someone of someone else. I always assume that they mean I look like a brunette Charlize Theron. That MUST be who they mean.
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