Showing posts with label attempting (poorly)an accent. Show all posts
Showing posts with label attempting (poorly)an accent. Show all posts

Wednesday

Nip & Tuck - bloggy style

As you can see, the blog has undergone a bit of an overhaul.
New Header, new background, new BUTTON! ================================>
Since the day this blog was born, I have changed and changed...and changed the look of things. A kind of virtual furniture rearranging, if you will. This one should last a while. I hope. Or, until my A.D.D. kicks in and the theme is suddenly mimes on cruise ships or something crazy.

Google Images

One thing that remains the same? The writing. You know,  Not so well grammar, missppellinggs, misuse of punctuation,.! and typoz galore. (See what I did there? Sounded funny in my head. Not so much in print. My apologies.)
To be fair, it's not as though I make mistakes intentionally. I'm just in a hurry. And I can type faster then my brain can process what I'm thinking. I think.

Case in point: I recently used the word 'heals' when I actually meant 'heels'. I didn't catch that mistake until I was published and had gotten comments and all. Embarassing- and  I ended up feeling like one. But you know what I meant, right? (Just smile and nod.)

Moving along. I hope you enjoy the changes. I hope you grab my butt button. Which by the way, I have been pronouncing moi buh-toh, which sounds hoity-toity and very French in my head and drives the people in my house cra-zy!

Me: Huzbeend, 'ave you seeeen my blahhg? Go to see moi new buh-toh. It eez very fraahnch and nahce. 

Husband: Please stop.

(More apologies to the French. Gerard Depardieu was my inspiration. I just watched Last Holiday, and consequently also think I am a chef.)

- fin -
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