On seeing the Prince fall off his mighty steed, Princess Britney ran over and lovingly said "You'd better get back on that horse and win me that F***ING Joust, bitch, or your ass is grass - and I'm the F***ING lawnmower!"
And here was me thinking that the only problems with letting my daughter get involved with the whole princess thing would be pink and girly stuff. I didn't realise I was signing her up for a life of crime.
Thank you all for stopping by. I think these princess are WAY scarier than three 390lb beefy guys in gang colors holding semi-automatic weapons. WAAAAYYY scarier. Oh and this book is only $4.99 if you're interested. (har har)
ZOMG! They totally are! Ugh!!
ReplyDeleteHAHA!! It really does look like they are :)
ReplyDeleteMakes me think of that one scene in Shrek 3 where the princesses go all wild and storm the castle!
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness! Scary Princesses!
ReplyDeleteOn seeing the Prince fall off his mighty steed, Princess Britney ran over and lovingly said "You'd better get back on that horse and win me that F***ING Joust, bitch, or your ass is grass - and I'm the F***ING lawnmower!"
ReplyDeleteOMG they are!
ReplyDeleteAnd here was me thinking that the only problems with letting my daughter get involved with the whole princess thing would be pink and girly stuff. I didn't realise I was signing her up for a life of crime.
ReplyDeleteParenting is tough.
How funny! I can just picture them with cans of spray paint, tagging the side of the castle wall. ;)
ReplyDeleteThose are definite gang signs...I wonder how one joins a princess gang?
ReplyDeleteThank you all for stopping by.
ReplyDeleteI think these princess are WAY scarier than three 390lb beefy guys in gang colors holding semi-automatic weapons. WAAAAYYY scarier.
Oh and this book is only $4.99
if you're interested. (har har)
HA! Kick-ass princesses? Just what the world needs, boy. Women with tiaras and karate moves.
ReplyDeleteLOVES it!
I'd be keeping my eye on the one in the middle, she's definitely the leader!!
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