Overheard at the "everything costs a dollar" store:
Woman 1~ oh my gosh Michelle, look at this! They have pregnancy tests here for a DOLLAR!
Michelle~ these are only a dollar? (peering at the box with great disbelief)
Woman 1 ~ yeah. I'm pretty sure all the stuff in here is a buck.
Michelle ~ Wow. Really? If these are, that's a GOOD deal! I'm gonna stock up. (As she grabs EVERY one on the shelf. I lost count at 23)
1.The ladies apparent confusion about how a DOLLAR STORE actually works, in regards to the pricing of their merchandise.
I mean, it is explained in detail right ON the building.
and 2.(Now, I'm not accusing this woman of being a tramp. No. I would never. I'm sure that there is some innocent explanation for needing 23+ pregnancy tests. I'm sure of it.)
Regardless. This would be a conversation for "indoor -whisper-y voices", not, "make strangers aware of your town harlot status-screaming across the isle" voices.
(photo curtesy of google images)