Big ol' thank you's to my bloggy buddies who did this first, Kristin at Wanderlust who got the idea from Claire Marie at Spontaneous Delight
Without further ado, here are my letters to inanimate objects.
Dear Crack in my windshield,
Of all of the places on the ENTIRE windshield, I can appreciate that you beat the odds and ended up directly in my eye line. However, when the sun hits you, I am blinded. Not cool. There's a kid in the car!
Dear Sink full of dishes,
I am seriously contemplating reworking this months budget so that I can just throw all of you out and start again, with new, clean dishes. And yes, it WOULD be worth eating boxed mac & cheese for the rest of the month to do so.
Dear Radio Station,
I counted Lady Antebellum EIGHT times yesterday. I have barely forgiven you for the HOT MOM contest. Don't press your luck.
I swear that if I win you, the FIRST thing I will do is donate a substantial portion of you to my local public library. Then and ONLY then, will I buy myself a Buick Enclave.
Dear iPod Touch,
I don't even WANT to know what that crusty stuff on your screen is.
Dear Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie that my son has watched 67 times in 3 days,
Tonight you go back to the video store.
Dear Fishing boat,
I am a bit jealous of my husbands love for you but secretely I am glad he has finally found you.
Dear To Do list,
Quit looking at me! Stop! I said stop!
Dear search for my dad,
You are not progressing as well as I thought you would. Step it up a notch please. He and I are not getting any younger.
Dear Blogs I love,
I love reading you all the time, however, sometimes you make me feel like a blogging imposter. I need to step up my game. You are AMAZING!