3- times a day I actually check Facebook to see what life shattering status updates I am missing.
541+ - times a day I think about checking Facebook to see what life shattering status updates I am missing. (I refrain, but just barely.)
7-days per week that I say to myself first thing in the morning, "Today I start my diet" but know in my heart that today will NOT be the day.
7- days per week that I drink Coke and/or eat somthing made by Little Debbie for breakfast. (see previous list item- its a
7- times per week I tell my son to please, please, please stop leaving his dirty underwear on the living room floor after he gets dressed in the morning.
1- time a day that I have an amazing topic idea for this very blog.
1- time a day that I forget what my amazing blog topic was going to be and settle for something that probably puts people to sleep. Oh, and screams NOVICE BLOGGER! NOVICE BLOGGER!
1- time per week that I pick something off the floor, brush it off and eat it. (I know, I know.)
17- times per week that I tell my son not to eat things off the floor. (I know, I know.)
21- Times per day that I think I should audition for American Idol.
5- minimun days of vacation that I wish I could go on. All. By. Myself.
100 - times a day I am almost positive that winning the lottery would make me happier.
1- time a day that I know deep down that I already AM happy without winning the lottery. (But I would be willing the test that theory.)
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