WHAT just happened there?

Ok, so... who's still with me?  Anyone? Everyone? No one?

As you may or may not have noticed, my blog was temporarily out of service.
I don't know what happened and I don't know how it got fixed because it SURE AS HECK wasn't me.

A little play by play of blog happenings as of late:

One day, I (attempt-without success) to long into blogger.
I get a message that says basically, "We're sorry, but your sorry butt has not been invited to read this blog so kindly go away until you have been."
I curse. First, under my breath, then- out loud for God and everyone to hear.
I try again.
Same thing.
W.T.F?
(Repeat these steps over a two week period)
I cry. I sob. I laugh at how completely ridiculous the situation is.
I tweet about it.
I tweet about it more.
People start getting upset with the number of times I tweet, whining about my lost blog.
I realize that I am going to have to just Start a NEW BLOG. 
More crying. (The snotty, sobbing type. Not the cute sniffling stuff)
On my way to Wordpress to start my new blog, (aka- Start from frickin' scratchareyoukiddingme?!?) I decide to give it ONE more try.
And guess what?
Well, you already know, seeing as how you are READING this.

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccck!

I hope that anyone who saw the "you're not on the list- so go away" message- did not get offended and swear a blood oath never to read me again.
I would understand, of course, but I would definitely cry myself to sleep and all...

I guess I just wanted to say:  Thank you Internet, for giving me my livelihood back.
I have missed it.