Now then. I have a couple of things for you today.
First, welcome new followers. You wonderful souls have brought my follower count to 97. Ninety-freakin-seven! That is a great number considering I was POSITIVE that only my mother would be (pretending) to read this blog on a regular basis. So thank you. Thahnkyehvehrymuchah. (Did that read 'Elvisy'? That's what I was going for) Even if, just like my mother, you are only pretending to enjoy this. I appreciate each and every one of your 97 pea pickin' hearts.
In the interest of full disclosure, you should know that my Grandma has told me that when I hit 100 followers, she will give me five dollars. Five Dollars!! I have my eye on a box of Cap'n Crunch and if I acquire that money, I can get that instead of the cheapo Walmart brand which I usually get that is a tad more budget friendly, but gets soggier quicker. Now, I don't want to sound petty, but refer a friend or something would ya? We're talking Cap'n CRUNCH here folks.
(Note to grandma- this $5 is in addition to the five you send in my birthday card right? RIGHT?)
Ahem. Ok. So, if you can help me get to a hundred followers, not only will the Captain and I share some quality time during breakfast, but you will also make an old lady happy.* Who doesn't want to make an old lady happy? No one! The answer is no one.
Grandma aside, when I get to 100 followers, I will celebrate by doing my first ever ...VLOG. Yep. Pinkie promise.
I don't know about you, but I LOVE watching vlogs. Seeing my favorite bloggers and hearing their voice is such a cool thing. Especially when said bloggers are not American and they have kick-ass cool accents. (Looking at you, Aussies) it's nice to see the real people behind the blog. Am I right?
So I have decided that I too will throw my hat into the vlogging arena so you can hear my wicked cool American/Michigan accent (read: not cool in any way) and see the real Katie that is behind this hot mess of a blog.
3 more followers needed
5 dollars to be gained
Cap'n crunch to be eaten
One happy old lady
A vlog of little old moi
It's a win/win/win/win/win**
*sending $5 bills to me makes Grandma happy. I know. Shes been doing it for me since 1983. She must love it.
**unless you hate blog following, money, cereal, the elderly, and video blogging.